Nutcrackers

I have a little problem.  More like an obsession, maybe it is more like a sickness or an addiction.  It comes and it goes.  Most of the time I’m fine, it doesn’t affect me at all, I can hide it and nobody even knows. From January to October I don’t even think about my little problem but then when November rolls around it hits me again and by December I have a full-blown case of ….. Nutcrackers!!!! It is my girlfriends fault, I blame her. My best friend forever turned me on to nutcrackers. Every year her and I get together to make peanut butter balls for Christmas and she would have Nutcrackers everywhere.  They were in every room of her house, big ones, small ones, fat ones, skinny ones.  They sat on top of cabinets and counters, they stood watch on the windowsills, they peeked out from the bookshelves.…